Yes , I'm a woman . I push doors that clearly say PULL . I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing . I walk into a room and forget why I was there . I count on my fingers in math . I hide the pain from my loved ones . I say it is a long story when it's really not . I cry a lot more than you think I do . I care about people who don't care about me . I try to do things before the microwave beeps . I listen to you even when you don't listen to me . And a hug will always help . Yes , I'm a woman .